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Oh my gosh. I laughed myself into an asthma attack.
This guy can tell me stories any time he wants.
I will literally reblog this forever.
Shitty day? Will be watching this video.
Oh my God this is literally the funniest thing I’m crying
THIS WOULD SO HAPPEN TO ME OMG this is too funny
funniest thing in the entire world. oh my gooodddddd
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Today in Palo Alto, California, members of the Raging Grannies Action League said that men who want drugs such as Viagra to treat impotence should be required to have strict testing before receiving said drugs.
The Grannies applauded Ohio State Senator Nina Turner who has introduced a bill requiring that physicians take specific actions before prescribing Viagra and similar drugs, including giving a cardiac stress test and making a referral to a sex therapist for confirmation that the patient’s symptoms are not solely attributable to one or more psychological conditions.
The photo was taken of members of the Raging Granny VRB (Viagra Review Board) in response to moves by Republicans to limit women’s right to reproductive health. Members of the Review Board are all women who came of age before Roe v. Wade. From their headquarters in Palo Alto they announced that they are old enough to know what it was like to live before women’s reproductive rights became law of the land, and they will do all they can to make sure that the US does not return to that era.
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What is Physics?
….STOPPP FUCKINGG WITH MY MINDDDDDD
awesome!!!!!!!
“OH YES”
This is me basically squealing
I NEED TO START THROWING AGAIN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
how
Damn, how do they even do that?
HOW
THIS SONG. THESE FEELS. ajkajkghsfjkas
They’re so attractive too.
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Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering…
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- Teachers of regular, grade-level classes: Hello class! Thank you very much for showing up to class today! Now let's read Dr. Seuss and watch you guys trip over words like 'the' and 'grass' while teaching for the STAR test and making sure you guys graduate with no F's, yet no knowledge.
- Teachers of Honors and AP classes: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR 100 PAGES OF READING LAST NIGHT AND DISCOVER A NEW ELEMENT IN YOUR SLEEP?! HOW DARE YOU, YOU UNEVOLVED ASININE CRETIN, EVEN STEP FOOT IN MY CLASS. YOU WILL NEVER GO TO COLLEGE. YOU WILL NEVER MARRY. YOU WILL NOT PASS.
Take My Words, Please: I captured this specifically for my dear friend Alice, who always finds English-as-German amusing.
I kind of think she’s secretly behind this ad campaign…
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- A 28-year-old man follows a 17-year-old boy through his neighborhood in his car
- The man calls police and argues that the 17-year-old is suspicious because, apparently, he’s wearing a hooded sweatshirt and walking slowly when it’s raining. Because nobody ever innocently walks through a neighborhood wearing a hooded sweatshirt when it’s raining.
- The man is told to stay in his vehicle.
- The man says “these assholes always get away!” and gets out of his vehicle.
- The man pursues the 17-year-old on foot to keep him from “getting away.”
- The 17-year-old may or may not have asked Zimmerman “What’s your problem?”
- A physical altercation breaks out between a 140 lb. 17-year-old boy and the grown man who outweighs him by 100 lbs.
- Zimmerman either 1) feels his life is sufficiently threatened by the 17-year-old he outweighs by triple digits, or 2) that he is justified in preventing the imminent felony of walking through a neighborhood in a hooded sweatshirt while it’s raining that he pulls out his weapon on the unarmed 17-year-old, and therefore shoots the 17-year-old in the chest and kills him.
- Cops show up, hear the 28-year-old say, “It was self-defense,” and let him go home.
- Cops “investigate” for a few weeks, determine there is no reason to question the self-defense claim because, after all, it’s OH SO OBVIOUS that George Zimmerman had reason to believe that his life was endangered by a kid he had 100 lbs. on in a physical altercation where he had a gun and the kid had skittles or that he was preventing a felony that there was absolute zero evidence that Trayvon Martin was planning to commit because Trayvon Martin was just buying fucking skittles for his little brother.
There is no way, NO FUCKING WAY to argue that this is self-defense on any planet. There just isn’t.
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Condom Test
This is hilarious hahah
hahahahahha oh my god!
Lmfao.
-I Can’t Fucking Breathe Omg Hahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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that one time when i was tank girl
holy jesus i’ve lost a lot of weight since then
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